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<title><![CDATA[Californication Declares Gay Marriage a "fundamental right"]]></title>
<link>http://demolition65.wordpress.com/?p=653</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 14:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>demolition65</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[(MSM article)  I&#8217;m only going to comment thus:

via Ace of Spades, it becomes increasingly tr]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/05/15/same.sex.marriage/index.html#cnnSTCText">MSM article</a>)  I'm only going to comment thus:</p>
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<li>via <a href="http://ace.mu.nu/archives/262569.php">Ace of Spades</a>, it becomes increasingly troubling when an activist state Supreme Court overturns the will of the people by finding a "fundamental right" that has no real basis in law.  As Ace says, the Californication SSC really ought to change its motto to, "L'etat, c'est moi."  What is the point of elected governing bodies when sovereign judicial bodies can then usurp legislative authority to itself, and then give no recourse to higher appeal?  To quote:</li>
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<blockquote><p>It is, in legal terms, an <em>ipse dixit,</em> an "it's this way because I say it is," and you can always tell when a court is resorting to ipse dixit because it stops citing the actual constitution and previous decisions and begins speaking of hitherto-unknown "fundamental rights." How did they become "fundamental rights"? Oh, they always were. Just no one ever noticed.</p></blockquote>
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<li><a href="http://theanchoressonline.com/2008/05/15/gay-marriage-and-the-churches/">I find Anchoress, as usual, to be eminently sane and reasonable</a> when examining this topic:
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<li>I frankly think it might be a better thing if the religious sacrament of marriage were separated from the legal action of marriage, and vice versa. Perhaps it would be wise for us to adopt the practice in France, where the civil marriage takes place at City Hall, and the Sacramental marriage at the church.A civil union is a mere legality. It can be defined any way the state wishes, but it leaves the church out of the question of who may “legally” be married and protects her ability to bestow sacraments and practice the faith free from “discrimination” lawsuits and the inevitable punitive damages that can materially destroy her.
<p>Depending on how the courts go, we could conceivably see this issue coming up in a lot of states, and then there will be a press for federal recognition of gay marriage. If the church does not take steps to protect herself now, by advocating this sort of separation of duties and intents, she will be spending a lot of time and money (and losing tax-free status, of course) fighting for the right to practice the faith without government interference.</p>
<p>I actually wrote something touching on this possibility <a href="http://theanchoressonline.com/2007/06/12/gay-marriage-hate-speech-good-lord/">last summer</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>I have no problem with civil unions (my line gets drawn whenever someone implies that a church must go against its own theology and sacramental understanding of marriage), so I can understand where Don Surber is coming from in his post, and I agree with him about the “zero-tolerance strain” of liberalism that too often shuts down an exchange of ideas - but didn’t the “faith based” group essentially show a similar tendency toward exclusion of non-conforming thought?</p></blockquote>
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<p>The Church (as in all the Christian denominations) need to follow this advice.  "render unto Caesar" his need to legalize a union.  And if Caesar decides that sodomites need to be recognized too, then so be it, I guess.  But the <em>sacrament</em> of marriage needs the freedom to be governed from within.</p>
<p>Otherwise, we are going to open ourselves to the Tyranny of Tolerance, as the State then intervenes in the Church, demanding that it give the same recognition to ancient Roman excesses that the State already has.   And that is when I start yearning for access to the other worlds imagined in <a href="http://www.larryniven.org/timeline.shtml">Larry Niven's Known Space future history</a>.</p>
<p>All very depressing.  Not at all surprising.  But depressing.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Chris Matthews is the man!!!]]></title>
<link>http://blackliberal.wordpress.com/?p=553</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 14:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>blackliberal</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t always agree with his comments or his way of talking to guests but yesterday Chris Ma]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color:#000080;">I don't always agree with his comments or his way of talking to guests but yesterday Chris Matthews of MSNBC, Hardball fame was brilliant!!</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000080;">Like I always say if you don't have a clue about what you're talking about..shut to hell up!!!</span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Hating the haters]]></title>
<link>http://cheekymax.wordpress.com/?p=262</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 13:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Max</dc:creator>
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My choice has been made – I will be voting in California in November.
I don’t know that I will]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span>My choice has been made – I will be voting in California in November.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>I don’t know that I will cast a vote in the presidential election.<span> </span>If I do, it will be only because I despise John McCain and not because I believe in anyone else.<span> </span>Sad, but true.<span> </span>But the reason I will bother with the whole rigmarole of absentee voting is so that those bigoted homophobic motherfuckers won’t be able to pass their bigoted homophobic proposition to ban gay marriage in California’s constitution.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;">Just yesterday, the California Supreme Court </span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;">struck down the state’s law against same-sex marriage and declared that registered partnerships are not good enough.</span></p>
<blockquote><p>“In contrast to earlier times, our state now recognizes that an individual's capacity to establish a loving and long-term committed relationship with another person and responsibly to care for and raise children does not depend upon the individual's sexual orientation,” Chief Justice Ronald George wrote for the majority in ringing language that delighted gay rights activists.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">Massachusetts in 2004 became the first, and so far only, state to legalize gay marriage; more than 9,500 couples have taken advantage of the law. But the California ruling is considered monumental by virtue of the state's size — 38 million out of a U.S. population of 302 million — and its historical role as the vanguard of many social and cultural changes that have swept the country since World War II.</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">California has an estimated 108,734 same-sex households, according to 2006 census figures.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:right;"><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080516/ap_on_re_us/gay_marriage">yahoo/AP</a></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>One of the precedents cited was the California Supreme Court’s 1948 ruling that overturned the ban on interracial marriages.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>The decision on same-sex marriage should be a happy ending and we should all rejoice that any couple who are lucky enough to find that kind of love can enshrine it in any way they want.<span> </span>We should all look forward to being invited to gay weddings where the décor and flowers, etc will all be in immaculate taste.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span>But instead, enter the small-minded, holier-than-thou, overly religious, freedom-loathing, malignant bigots that want us all to live based on their twisted code of intolerance and hatred.<span> </span>I really wish it were possible to convince them that they don’t have the right to tell other people how to live and that if there were a god, s/he would not be on their side.</span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Hahahaha!  Nerds!!!]]></title>
<link>http://livingtatertot.wordpress.com/?p=231</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 13:04:30 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Tater Tot</dc:creator>
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<title><![CDATA[Our first couple]]></title>
<link>http://rameshwar.wordpress.com/?p=279</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 08:42:44 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Rents</dc:creator>
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Talking about famous family of Innorja of course. I usually don´t like to talk about sick people, ]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:justify;">Talking about famous family of <a href="http://innojairja.blogspot.com/">Innorja</a> of course. I usually don´t like to talk about sick people, but this time they´ve crossed a thin line by swapping their blog into English. I wonder if someone has ever told them that their English really sucks? Especially considering that the female one allegedly lived in Europe for a while. But probably her mouth was full of some heavy cock for most of the time. No wonder she didn´t get a chance to learn proper English. :D</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Edit: Ilmselt pole ma ainuke, kes nii arvab - <a href="http://dumbuser.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/ekspressi-areen-vana-pask-joudis-minust-ette-raisk/">dumbuser</a>, Eesti noorte ja edukate arvamusliider, on juba minust ette jõudnud.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Delfi nõiajutuvõistluse võitja on lõpuks selgunud]]></title>
<link>http://rameshwar.wordpress.com/?p=278</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 08:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Rents</dc:creator>
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Võitjaks kuulutati Morgul, kelle lugu saab lugeda siit. Veidi kurb muidugi, et auhinnatuks osutus ]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:justify;">Võitjaks kuulutati <a href="http://morgul1488.wordpress.com/">Morgul</a>, kelle lugu saab lugeda <a href="http://woman.delfi.ee/archive/article.php?id=18565599&#38;categoryID=15794623">siit</a>. Veidi kurb muidugi, et auhinnatuks osutus novell, mis tähemärkide maksimummäära ületab, eriti arvestades seda, et enne oli selle pärast nii palju vingumist ning nii mõnigi töö saadeti tagasi ja kästi lühemaks teha, aga keskmist Delfi lugejat arvestades on see ilmselt tõesti sobiv võitja. Kala käskis oma lemmiku ka siia kindlasti kirja panna, nii et lugege <a href="http://woman.delfi.ee/archive/article.php?id=18504712&#38;categoryID=15794623">Nõida ja šokolaadijänest</a> kah. :)</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;"><a href="http://woman.delfi.ee/archive/article.php?id=18797700&#38;categoryID=15794623">Minu lugu</a> leidis samuti äramärkimist, kuigi mu rõõmu tumestab asjaolu, et <a href="http://hundiorg.wordpress.com/2008/03/26/vana-talu/">Nirti</a> oli nimekirjas minust eespool (hoolimata sellest, et sinna oli juurde märgitud, et see teemaga eriti ei haaku*). Seda ma talle ei andesta. Ilmselt situn talle Tartu kombe kohaselt postkasti. Nii et maga üks silm lahti ja kui öösel mingit imelikku kolinat kuuled, siis tea, et see olen mina ja ma olen juba jalgupidi su kirjakasti otsas.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;"><a href="http://rameshwar.wordpress.com/2007/10/01/noh-kirjutamis-ja-filmihuvilised-pange-ennast-proovile/">Stsenaariumivõistluse</a> tulemustest, mis pidid juba aprilli lõpus ilmuma, pole ka siiani midagi kuulda olnud. Meelis Muhu, kes selle asja eest vastutama peaks, on küll Paides, küll Moldoovias riigi raha laiaks löömas, selle asemel, et seda vaestele kirjanikele jagada. Pole hullu <em>tho</em>, sest  Kultuuriministeerium asub ikka veel Tartus. Tundub, et sel nädalavahetusel tuleb palju sittumist.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">* Ausalt öeldes tekitas see minus kummastust, sest kui juba auhinnavalik (mis paratamatult omamoodi eeskujuks on) pärineb mehelt, kelle kõik raamatud on täis ila teemal, kui maagiline ja nõiduslik armastus ikka on, siis mis alusel väidetakse, et Nirti samateemaline lugu teemaga ei haaku? Või võidulugu, mis räägib sellest, kuidas keskealine tädi oma naiselikkust avastab, on kuidagi hulga nõiduslikum? Mõlemad räägivad ju sellest, kuidas märgata maagiat elulistes asjades. Wadewa.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Dumb Ass of the Week award!]]></title>
<link>http://chucksplace.wordpress.com/2008/05/16/dumb-ass-of-the-week-award/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 05:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Now this guy here, is a dummy and a big dummy at that!
The Article: Police: Employee Robs Restaurant]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Now this guy here, is a dummy and a big dummy at that!</em></p>
<p>The Article: <a href="http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/local/news-article.aspx?storyid=109194" target="_blank">Police: Employee Robs Restaurant in Uniform (Via firstcoastnews.com)</a> (H/T to <a href="http://www.fark.com/" target="_blank">FARK</a>)</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>Police say an employee of Hungry Howie's Pizza broke into the restaurant where he worked. </em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>They knew it was him, because he was still wearing his Hungry Howie's uniform.<br />
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<p><strong><em>According to the police report, the location on Merrill Road was broken into early Wednesday morning.<br />
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<p><strong><em>Police arrived to find rear door lock smashed, three security cameras broken, and cash and credit card receipts missing from inside.<br />
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<p><strong><em>The owner of the restaurant showed police surveillance video that appeared to show an employee, Joseph Whittenton, committing the burglary.<br />
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<p><strong><em>Whittenton was arrested and charged with burglary.</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Ya know, I don't claim to be the brightest bulb in the box, not by a long shot, But Gott-a-Mighty, this ol' boy here is <em>just beyond dumb</em>. <img src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif" alt="Rolling on the floor" /></p>
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<title><![CDATA[This Is What Happens When I Go To Upper East Side Hotel Bars Alone To People-Watch]]></title>
<link>http://maggieshnayerson.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/this-is-what-happens-when-i-go-to-upper-east-side-hotel-bars-alone-to-people-watch/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 04:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Maggie</dc:creator>
<guid>http://maggieshnayerson.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/this-is-what-happens-when-i-go-to-upper-east-side-hotel-bars-alone-to-people-watch/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ Is there anything more abrasive than having to listen to an uncomfortably close drunk white forty-s]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://maggieshnayerson.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/pearlhandledgun2.gif" alt="pearlhandledgun2.gif" width="222" height="169" /> Is there anything more abrasive than having to listen to an uncomfortably close drunk white forty-something with blond iced tips and a marginal fake bake dressed head to toe in Thomas Pink slurring to his male friend about how “Ssssan Francisscoo gay” their third friend is and how “totally annoying, oh my God,” it is? I tell you that at this very moment in time, there is not.  I always have the urge to tell guys of this particular breed that their women think they’re weak and they look like they’re about to vomit. Generally one of both these things is true and stopping myself from doing it is like being back in church, digging my nails into my palms to stop from screaming “Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!” at the top of my eight-year-old lungs. Which I’m sure would have proved immensely disconcerting to the Holy Trinity, among other persons.</p>
<p>Also? Please shoot me and really anyone, straight in the head if you hear them discussing <em>right next to you, thank you very much, </em>outside of the inside of their heads the immense woes associated with managing their current losses on their “$8 million home, a $2 million home in the country, and $10 million in the bank with a yearly lifestyle of seven to a million bucks a year.” It’s probably a really good thing I’m not carrying my .22 right now. For this woman’s sake, I hope the guys hung, because he’s a mind-suck.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[A Buttload Of Angry Reporters]]></title>
<link>http://famous424.wordpress.com/?p=64</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 03:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jasonmaro</dc:creator>
<guid>http://famous424.wordpress.com/?p=64</guid>
<description><![CDATA[In honor of Sue Simmons, I present to you more angry reporters.  It appears that reading teleprompte]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In honor of Sue Simmons, I present to you more angry reporters.  It appears that reading teleprompters for a living can be quite stressful.  Go f*** yourself San Diego!<br />
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<title><![CDATA[racism...]]></title>
<link>http://seoulnotes.wordpress.com/?p=18</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 03:34:31 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>seoulnotes</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[okay so this is where i am going to tell all of the dumb-ass things that people have said to me]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>okay so this is where i am going to tell all of the dumb-ass things that people have said to me...&#38; some of them might even be funny but most are not...</p>
<p><strong>okay so when i worked at sally's beauty supply my manager takes all of us out for our christmas party.  well she takes us to red lobster...there were only four of us, the manager, whom was a hispanic lady (she always told me "i'm not mexican, i'm hispanic, my momma's from mexico!!), then there are three of us who work there, a black lady, (upper middle aged, black lady, whom was nice but outspoken) then there's two of us teenage girls, me (asian obviously) &#38; another girl (white, blonde hair nice but really ditzy).......&#38; no this is not a joke....</strong></p>
<p><strong>so the waiter comes to take our order...i order last.  when everyone else orders they say what meal they want &#38; the waiter is just like okay.  well i order last &#38; the waiter is like "okay, do you want any extra sides with that?" &#38; i am like "no thanks".  so then he says "are you sure you dont want anything else?" &#38; again i say "no thankyou" (now i am starting to get some weird vibe). so then the waiter pauses again &#38; is like are you sure? &#38; i say "yes i'm sure" (now i'm kinda pissed like why does he keep asking me) &#38; then he just blurts out "we have sides of rice" &#38; i just look at him like are you shitting me? &#38; he just stares at me &#38; then walks away....</strong></p>
<p><strong>no i'm not kidding! this really happened &#38; i couldnt believe it!! but then i am like what the hell &#38; all the other girls are like "what"?? &#38; i am like "seriously!!" you dont go to red lobster for rice!! i mean if he asked the black lady if she wanted some greens then she probably would have slapped him!! but when it comes to us asians its like we should just take the shit lying down.  whateva!!</strong></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Your Darwin Award Winner for today]]></title>
<link>http://demolition65.wordpress.com/?p=652</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>demolition65</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[A big-time WTF goes out to these fools:

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<title><![CDATA[train ride - discutii accelerate]]></title>
<link>http://antitransilvanism.wordpress.com/?p=3</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>carpathianet</dc:creator>
<guid>http://antitransilvanism.wordpress.com/?p=3</guid>
<description><![CDATA[during today&#8217;s train ride from cluj/kolozsvar to sighisoara/schaessburg i listened to 2 person]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">during today's train ride</span></strong> from cluj/kolozsvar to sighisoara/schaessburg i listened to 2 persons talking full of hate and stupidity about the transylvanian hungarians. "hungarians want what they do not deserve."<br />
<strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">hungarians are indigenous people</span></strong> in transylvania, like romanians, saxons, gipsies, you idiots! they deserve all the rights any indigenous people deserve in their own country! those two, both around 60 years of age, adored ceausescu, hated todays politics and politicians.<br />
<strong><span style="color:#ff6600;">but "fortunately" they did speak</span></strong> the same way about the italians as they did about the hungarians - although the one person has a daughter or so living in the country of those <em>"fucking bird-and-frog-eating-bandits"</em>. ;-). (could be interesting to record discussions in trains and make some funny cartoon-like film out of it!)</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Hold On One Second, Sweetie]]></title>
<link>http://thisisstokenewington.wordpress.com/?p=431</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 21:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
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Barack Obama is a condescending, sexist and obnoxious asshat.
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<p>Barack Obama is a condescending, sexist and obnoxious asshat.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[McCain's Hubris]]></title>
<link>http://questionyourreality.wordpress.com/?p=42</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Tweak Jones</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[&#8220;&#8230;COLUMBUS, Ohio, May 15 (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate John McCain said ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"...COLUMBUS, Ohio, May 15 (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate <a title="Full Election 2008 coverage of John McCain's campaign" href="http://www.reuters.com/news/globalcoverage/johnmccain">John McCain</a> said on Thursday he believes the Iraq war can be won within four years, leaving a functioning democracy there and allowing most U.S. troops to come home..."</p>
<p> If the American people are stupid enough to elect John "Bomb,Bomb,Bomb,Iran" McCain to the White House I hope they remember this prediction because if McCain doesn't keep his word,and he will not, he should be ousted immediately.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">McCain singing "Bomb,Bomb,Bomb,Iran."</span> :</p>
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<p>When I heard this today I instantly thought back to his statement about a hundred year war in Iraq and I though "Does McCain really think we don't remember?" I guess he does."Is he to arrogant to know most informed people will see right through this prediction?" I guess he is.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">McCain is just fine with our troops being in Iraq for 100 Years</span>:</p>
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<p>So in closing for Gods sake people don't believe the Bullshit coming from Obama and most certainly not the Ultra Bullshit coming from McCain,Vote Third party or don't vote at all.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[So today I must go to Santa Ana]]></title>
<link>http://lovesdeadly.wordpress.com/?p=18</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 19:52:46 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lovesdeadly</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Yep, good ol probation.  Love that.  at least its toward the right direction.  just one day at a ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep, good ol probation.  Love that.  at least its toward the right direction.  just one day at a time.</p>
<p>Mr. Butt and I are going to go to Tehapachi tomorrow for the weekend. YAH .   I love being with him.  He is the best thing that I could have ever imagined.  sometimes I cant even believe how lucky I am to have him.  And hes extra hot.  which is just a big ol bonus.</p>
<p>Sold the Kayak today too.  $650.  Not bad, its all Mr. Butts.</p>
<p>I tell you though, I do have some stupid people in my circle.  Unbelievably stupid.  Not to mention a total liar.  that just babbles and babbles and its all bullshit, cause because well trust me it is.</p>
<p><a href="http://lovesdeadly.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/tehachpi34.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-19" src="http://lovesdeadly.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/tehachpi34.jpg?w=226" alt="MR. Butt in Tehachapi" width="226" height="300" /></a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[A comma = Obama]]></title>
<link>http://babybanana.wordpress.com/?p=586</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 17:07:51 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>BabyBanana</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[You may or may not remember my lovely, articulate office receptionist. If not, you can read about he]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You may or may not remember my lovely, articulate office receptionist. If not, you can read about her <a href="http://babybanana.wordpress.com/2005/10/04/hello/" target="_self">here.</a> She is so brilliant that a <a href="http://clussy.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">certain somebody</a> was inspired to start a <a href="http://incompetent-receptionist.blogspot.com/">spoof blog</a> from my non-receptionist's point of view.</p>
<p>Anyway, sometime this morning she announces a call to me from a company called Software Acomma* a frequent  exhibitor of ours.  The conversation unfolds as such:</p>
<p>Non-receptionist: <em>Marci! Jan Crofton from Obama for you!</em></p>
<p>Me:<em> Who?</em></p>
<p>No-receptionist: [Getting excited] <em>It's from Obama!</em></p>
<p>Me: <em>Ok</em>? (which is her cue to put the call through)</p>
<p>Me: <em>Hello, this is Marci</em></p>
<p>"Jan Crofton": <em>Hi, this is Kristin from Software Acomma. I had some questions about your upcoming trade show.</em></p>
<p>Yeah.</p>
<p>But instead of fuming like usual, I was hysterically pleased with this exchange. Perhaps it was the glee in her voice when she thought Obama's camp was calling me.</p>
<p><em>*I changed the name of the company slightly to protect them from any harm from having been associated with Barrack Obama, me, my non-receptionist or Baby Bananas. </em></p>
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<title><![CDATA[uncut......uuuuuggghhhh]]></title>
<link>http://lovesdeadly.wordpress.com/?p=15</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 15:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lovesdeadly</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Okay so you are wondering, ‘what the hell does that
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay so you are wondering, ‘what the hell does that</p>
<p>mean?’ It means just what it says.  The uncircumscised.  Tuesday was that day.  Yuck….</p>
<p>I mean I know it is supposed to make it all feel better and everything, but to tell you the truth I have never</p>
<p>seen one that was a pleasre to look at.   Nope not a one.  Another thing about the uncut is the condom</p>
<p>situation, being that condoms were definatly not made for uncut dicks.  I have never seen one that didnt have</p>
<p>a problem keeping the condom on.  Which adds a completly different set of problems.</p>
<p>Like I have to acutally reach down there and hold the stupid thing on to make sure it doesnt roll off</p>
<p>with the in and out motion.   I hate that.  I really hate how these guys will pretend to be so suprised</p>
<p>that it would actually do that.  Come on…..who the fuck do they think they are kidding.</p>
<p>I am not 19 years old,  I have about 15 years of experience with this and the shit rolls off.</p>
<p>I am still shocked at the number of men who would have sex with me or  even get a blow job from me</p>
<p>and do it without a condom.    WITHOUT!!!!!! yes…. omg, what the hell?  I would never allow it,</p>
<p>for any amount of money under any circumstances but if I did you bet they would be okay with it.</p>
<p>Unreal.  Now back to the feeling better part, being uncut.  I have seen allot of men cumming and never</p>
<p>have i witnessed some earth shattering orgasm for an uncut cock.</p>
<p>Give me a break it cant feel that much better.   But it can be rather unattractive to look at.</p>
<p>Kinda like an anteater, in appearance, the nose anyhow.  The anteater really has a 4 headed penis.  It also ejaculates very easy, and in front a big audiences as i have added a very interesting link to follow about the anteater and his penis.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[North Court....well you just never know......]]></title>
<link>http://lovesdeadly.wordpress.com/?p=14</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 15:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lovesdeadly</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Well today was interesting to say the least. I have discovered a few new things about myself. One of]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well today was interesting to say the least. I have discovered a few new things about myself. One of those is that in North Court and the Judge, Judge Kelly to be exact DO NOT BE FUCKING IGNORANT AND PISS HIM OFF. I swear that out of 104 people ( i counted ) 76 were non-english speaking people, who couldnt follow simple insturctions, like when he fucking calls your name, FUCKING ANSWER HERE! FUCKING HERE!!! is all you have to fucking say.. But could these guys do that, Fuck NO to the point that the Judge, said alloud, F IT. and took a 30 min. break.</p>
<p>For fucks sake dont piss the judge off. It really does make a difference. Even though he tries really hard to make good fair and appropriate judgments with each person involved, I can see that. However we are all human, and you know it has got to take a mental toll eventually. And Judge Kelly is no spring chicken.</p>
<p>I have also discovered that this whole fucking court system is a fucking joke. It is about money and nothing more and nothing less. I cant even begin to explain other than today I saw 1 division Division N11 to be exact make a total of about $100,000 in penalties and assessments and fines and what have you. THEY COULD GIVE A FUCK LESS ABOUT REFORM, OR REHABILITATION OR ANYTHING THAT ISNT $$$$$.</p>
<p>What a big suprise……..</p>
<p>What sucks is being on the side that is paying all this shit. But it was my own fault blah blah blah. I would actually be totally be thrilled if I could just get a big dollar amount, Just one big amount, pay it and poof all gone. However my attorney said that is bribary. Whatever I dont even care.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Hit &amp; Run Part 4? - Still Some Decent People Out There]]></title>
<link>http://mikenopolis.wordpress.com/?p=73</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 14:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mikenopolis</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[We found a note on the windshield of my girlfriend&#8217;s car this morning, we were scared that the]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We found a note on the windshield of my girlfriend's car this morning, we were scared that the driver actually found her car, luckily it wasn't. Here's the note:</p>
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<p>WOW!, I do wonder where this eye witness was when we were talking to the cops 3 days ago. Oh well, everything seems to be going in a positive direction thus far. If not, this will come in handy.</p>
<p>Thank you mysterious neighbor!</p>
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<link>http://thomasontracts.wordpress.com/?p=4699</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 13:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mac Thomason</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Birmingham woman told police she thought it OK to leave sleeping children home alone with oven and b]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.al.com/news/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/news/121083938420070.xml&#38;coll=2">Birmingham woman told police she thought it OK to leave sleeping children home alone with oven and burner on; one died- al.com</a></p>
<p>The "mental defect" part of "not guilty by reason of mental defect" does not normally include "being rock-stupid".</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Wordpress and their very unrelated posts]]></title>
<link>http://thebreakfastblog.wordpress.com/?p=147</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 12:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Enigma</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[A couple of days ago I noticed that every post I read on a wordpress blog (including my latest post)]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A couple of days ago I noticed that every post I read on a wordpress blog (including my latest post) has some "Possibly related posts" at the bottom. They are totally unrelated and stupid, plus, they are from other people's blogs. If they annoy you as much as they annoy me, then you can disable them by going to Dashboard -&#62; Design -&#62; Extras then check "Hide related links on this blog..."</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Nexium]]></title>
<link>http://sdrcrane.wordpress.com/2008/05/15/nexium/</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 12:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[From the "What The?" File.....]]></title>
<link>http://chucksplace.wordpress.com/?p=214</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 11:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Chuck</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Now this here, is nutty!  
The Article: Loaded Guns Found in Woman&#8217;s Purse at Elementary Schoo]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now this here, is nutty! :shock:</p>
<p>The Article: <a href="http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=2EF95BBD496781F829BAF054585DDF66?contentId=6540883&#38;version=1&#38;locale=EN-US&#38;layoutCode=TSTY&#38;pageId=1.1.1&#38;sflg=1" target="_blank">Loaded Guns Found in Woman's Purse at Elementary School (via MyFox Washington DC)</a></p>
<blockquote><p>Authorities in Loudoun County say a mother had three loaded pistols in her purse during a meeting with an administrator at Round Hill Elementary School.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Sheriff's office spokesman Kraig Troxell says the 45-year-old woman has not been charged with a crime but has been committed to a hospital psychiatric unit.</p>
<p>Authorities say the woman did not remove the weapons from her purse and did not threaten anyone.</p>
<p>School system spokesman Wayde Byard says the woman was behaving irrationally during a conference Tuesday morning. An administrator sensed something was wrong and other staffers called the sheriff's office.</p>
<p>Byard says the woman acknowledged to deputies that she had guns in her purse</p></blockquote>
<p>This woman shouldn't be allowed to even drive, much less have a kid! :roll:</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Possibly Disappointing Update]]></title>
<link>http://insultants.wordpress.com/?p=78</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 10:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>insultants</dc:creator>
<guid>http://insultants.wordpress.com/?p=78</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not even sure where to start.  I told my idiot neighbor that they sucked at life and their]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'm not even sure where to start.  I told my idiot neighbor that they sucked at life and their cat was also an asshole.  I couldn't really read their reaction.  I'm not sure if they were pissed, confused or just plain old retarded.  They seemed to be good until I started insulting their cat.  They got it when I was yelling at them about being "neglectful parents," but it seems like I lost them when I moved on to the fact that their cat was a stalker and was trying to steal my soul so he/she could sell it for cat nip on the black market.<br />
Next order of business.  My quasi retarded friend who pseudo fried himself the other day got a job.  I'm not sure why, but I am sure of the fact that his future employer didn't see his left hand.<br />
Last order of business is actually kind of personal.  Since I have the balls to exploit my friends for the purpose of humor, I might as well do it to myself also.<br />
Medical Science is a joke.  My mother, who has already had cancer and a full knee replacement is in the trenches again.  There is this thing growing inside of her lung.  We know it is growing because they have compared X-Rays that where just about six months apart.  It's getting bigger.  It's not cancer.  They took two samples of the thing.  All they were able to determine was it wasn't cancerous.  Here is the news that she got hit with last night.  "We don't know what it is," said the doctor.<br />
Seriously, get the hell out of here.  Who put you up to this?  You have spent how much on school and training?  Not that I am saying doctors are perfect, but the field of medicine has no idea what the hell it is?  This is just great.  My own mother has the only problem I can not combat with humor.  How in the hell can I make jokes about the severity of the situation if I don't know what the situation is?  It's not like the woman was a smoker and we could see this coming.  My mother is pretty damn close to a saint.  She couldn't be a saint.  She isn't catholic.  OK, so that wasn't really necessary, but I'll get over it.  This blows, I got an arsenal of defense mechanisms.  None of them cover the category of "other."  Sorry for the downer.  Just needed a little bit of rant space.  You've read my other shit, and you'll probably read this too.  If you feel need for sympathy, keep it to yourself.  Remember that there is no better way to deal with your emotions then bottling them up.  Which by the way (and this is only for the idiots that are reading this,)  bottling your shit up is the exact opposite of posting it on the internet for anyone to read.<br />
Ah, life will continue.  Shit happens everyday.  The important thing is that you are bright enough to know when shit is going down.  If you suck, you won't notice that everything has gone to shit till it is to late.  For example, my friend fries his own hand.  Two days later he has a job where he is required to use his hands everyday (not that there are many jobs that don't, but you know what I mean.  There is a difference between using your hands to type, and using your hands to secure thousands of pounds of equipment above people's heads.)  I guess my friend isn't that dumb after all...So I wouldn't let him perform surgery on my own mother, in fact I don't think he could spell surgery.  Well damn, I feel better already.  I hope your day wasn't as shitty as mine.<br />
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<title><![CDATA[LEONARDO]]></title>
<link>http://aaaaalt.wordpress.com/?p=284</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 08:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mike Hunt</dc:creator>
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Busted.
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<p>Busted.</p>
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